Join the Ticketmaster Facebook group, get five iTunes credits, then leave the group! Or don’t leave if you want to be in the Ticketmaster group for some reason other than free songs. I suppose it’s nice of Ticketmaster, but what do they get out of it? Maybe they figure most people aren’t jerks like me who get their free songs and then bail. I can’t imagine why anybody would want to belong to a Ticketmaster social-networking group other than for the free songs, but I quit as soon as I got my iTunes code so I don’t know what you can actually do with the group.

(Yes, I’m on Facebook. It’s lame. No, I probably don’t want to be your “friend.”)