Andrew Meyer, arrested and publicly tortured by the police for disturbing the torpid peace of a Kerry Q&A session, is reduced to an absurd apology and an idiotic catchphrase.

The city of Beech Grove is supposedly getting city-wide wireless internet service by the end of this year. How much it will cost, how fast it will be, what kind of security it will use — the answers to all these questions remain closely guarded secrets. What we do know, though, is that the police and fire departments will get their own special wifi network for, among other uses, a city-wide network of surveillance cameras.